oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via ruinedchildhood)

"I guess"

— I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

(via thefuuuucomics)

chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

(Source: oakynymph, via ruinedchildhood)

do-not-touch-my-food:

Coconut Tres Leches Cupcakes

(Source: globzillas, via thefuuuucomics)

sopranish:

thehylianinthetardis:

Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.

That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.

(Source: catpissneverclean, via thefuuuucomics)

thatfunnyblog:

Me at work
do-not-touch-my-food:

Apple Pecan Pie Cronuts with Apple Cider Caramel Drizzle

(Source: tkyle)

rastaqueen3000ad:

Margo Jefferson on Some American Feminists (1980)

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

(Source: exgynocraticgrrl, via naturalblkgirlsrock)